FUNNY, ISN'T IT?

Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell.

Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.

Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, 
or do anything the Bible says.

Or is it scary?

Funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also 
"believes" in God).

Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but 
when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.

Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but the public
discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school and workplace.

Funny, isn't it?

Funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday, but be an invisible Christian the
rest of the week.

Are you laughing?

Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what God thinks of 
me.

Funny how $100 "looks" so big when you take it to church, but so small when you take it to 
the mall.

Funny how long it takes to serve God for an hour, but how quickly a team plays 60 minutes of 
basketball.

Funny how long a couple of hours spent at church are, but how short they are when watching a
movie.

Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't have difficulty thinking
of things to talk about to a friend.

Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra innings, but we complain when
a sermon is longer than the regular time.

Funny how hard it is to read a chapter in the bible, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of
a best selling novel.

Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but scramble to get a back 
seat at church services.

Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a church event into our schedule, but 
can adjust our schedule for other events at the last moment.

Funny how hard it is for people to learn a simple gospel well enough to tell others, but how 
simple it is for the same people to understand and repeat gossip.

Are you thinking?


Just Being A Christian 

If we could get arrested for being a Christian, would the police have enough evidence to bring us in? 

Why is it so hard to tell the truth but yet so easy to tell a lie? 

Why are we so sleepy in church but right when the sermon is over we suddenly wake up? 

Why is it so hard to talk about God but yet so easy to talk about nasty stuff? 

Why is it so boring to look at a Christian magazine but yet so easy to look at a nasty one? 

Why is it so easy to delete a Godly e-mail but yet we forward all of the nasty ones? 

Why are the churches getting smaller but yet the bars and dance clubs are getting larger? 

 Do you give up? 

Think about it ....