2nd Recall Notice

The maker of all human beings is recalling all units
manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in
the primary and
central component of the heart.

This recall is due to a malfunction in the original
prototype units
code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction
of the same
defect in all subsequent units.

This defect has been technically termed: 'Sub
sequential Internal
Non-Morality,' or what is commonly known as S-I-N, and
is primarily
evidenced by loss of moral judgment.

Other symptoms include:
(a) Loss of direction
(b) Foul vocal emissions
(c) Amnesia of origin, AKA evolution fantasy
(d) Lack of peace and joy
(e) Selfish, and/or violent behavior
(f) Depression and/or confusion in the mental
component
(g) Fearfulness - lack of faith in the manufacturer
(h) Idolatry -
(i) Lying, lack of integrity
(j) Revenge - getting even at all cost
(k) Stealing - time, talents, property, characters
(l) Coveting
(m) Failure to operate in harmony with the
manufacturers instructions

The manufacturer, who is neither liable or at fault
for this defect,
is providing factory authorized repair and service,
free of charge
to correct the SIN defect.

The number to call for the recall station in your area
is P-R-A-Y-E-R.

Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN by
pressing
R-E-P-E-N-T-A-N-C-E.

Next, download J-E-S-U-S into the heart. No matter how
big or
how small the SIN defect may be, the JESUS repair will
replace it with:
(a) Love
(b) Joy
(c) Peace
(d) Long-suffering
(e) Gentleness
(f) Goodness
(g) Faith
(h) Meekness
(i) Temperance

Please see operators manual, THE HOLY BIBLE, for
further details
on the use of these repairs.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human machinery
without correction,
voids the manufacturer's warranty, exposing owner to
serious dangers 
and
problems too numerous to list but which result in the
human unit being
permanently impounded by an adversarial competitor of
the manufacturer.

For free emergency service 24 hours a day, call on
J-E-S-U-S.

DANGER: All human units not responding to this recall
action will 
ultimately
have to be scrapped in the fire because the SIN defect
must not enter heaven else all heaven would become
infected.

This Recall notice authorized by: The Creator